Dear Mother Nature,

Please allow for clear skies tomorrow. Today, I spent the whole day mooching off free wi-fi in our humble little bungalow, occasionally checking for signs of life outside; this is unacceptable. I would like to enjoy the weather tomorrow. Also, if you could make sure there are no thunderstorms or rain tomorrow for the whole day (desirable weather for the full moon party, basically) as well, that would be great.

K, thanks.

-- Ana